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A weekend worrier type sportsman, whom puts zero-to-no effort into an outdoor activity, yet expects top results to fall in his/her lap. A Jerry hunter will often try using YouTube, podcasts, or anything written on the internet to learn the great outdoors, rather than spending spending time outdoors
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When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!
by Caramelts October 24, 2023
When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)
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