Garden Snakin' it

A harmless and unnassuming charachter illustrating qualities of quickness, deception, and all around sneakiness.

Has anyone seen Tony? Last I saw he was garden snakin' it all over the Hard Rock Hotel.

by Tony Goldstein July 29, 2009

market-garden

When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.

I'll "market-garden" his ass.

by epstone July 6, 2025

Garden Glizzy

Cucumber.

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.

by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.

“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”

by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025