So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, side side to side,
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight,
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again, I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again.
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night, diamonds tonight,
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again, I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again.
by DI_MOLTO_ June 14, 2019
Get the Creepermug. Karl Pawn Hancock tells older women at bikini bars there time was over and should never put on a bikini again. This is an ultimate creeper move, because a creeper watches others.
by Momma Mac April 24, 2022
Get the Creepermug. = (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formulamug. When a man has such an excessive amount of chest hair that it "creeps out" over the collar of his shirt.
Eew, I can tell just by the collar creepers that the rest of his body is probably hairy as an ape. Yuck.
by Saskia999 April 27, 2017
Get the collar creepersmug. Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
by bdubzy April 20, 2012
Get the beat creepermug. by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009
Get the keaster creepermug. "*Tsss*, my Pink Creeper is about to explode!",
"That's one big ol' Pink Creeper there mister" or
"Come over here and cuddle with my Pink Creeper"
"That's one big ol' Pink Creeper there mister" or
"Come over here and cuddle with my Pink Creeper"
by jessino March 3, 2024
Get the Pink Creepermug.