Breakfast Of Champions

A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)

Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.

by claptonisgod2440 February 17, 2009

Breakfast titties

Sloppy titties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. Also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese ass. Typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino's after 1:30A.M. Coined by Mdub

Damn, I wanted to have a $1.99 Grand slam breakfast until i saw those Breakfast titties, can we just go home?

Dude, I lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast titties!

by loki1977 August 8, 2009

breakfast for dinner

This is a french term for the word, Faceclydia. This is a disease you get from whoring yourself out on Facebook. Breakfast for dinner is awesome especially when you are drunk from a concert and the only thing open is Denny's in Fitchburg, Mass, which is where Faceclydia came from.

Oh la merde, j'ai rencontré une fille la nuit dernière j'avais breakfast for dinner.

Translation: Oh shit, I met a girl last night and I had breakfast for dinner

by jbanga April 17, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

The process of taking a shit on a womans chest

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast

by dobberdaw May 21, 2009

breakfast of champions

after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am

hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.

by andre April 24, 2005

Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water

I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast

by scousedom July 5, 2011

Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.

It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.

by liquidforeplay July 9, 2020