Super straight

A sexuality formed by the Fortnite pfp and 12 year old tikokers to help them cope with their loneliness and lack of women in their life

Person 1 : "hey bro what's your sexuality"

Person 2 : "I'm super straight bro 🥶"
Person 1 : "have you ever spoken to a woman before?"
Person 2 : " Nah, I don't fw women"

by IG @Ruizoka_ March 6, 2021

Super straight

A new ‘sexuality’ made up by straight people on tiktok, defined as only being sexually attracted to cis men and cis women respectively. In other words, transphobia. Similar to zoophilia and pedophilia, straight people want super straight to be part of the LGBTQA+ movement.

You heard of the new super straight thing?

Yeah man it’s so dumb

I know, how hard is it to say no?

Why do people want to be oppressed so badly?

by Turlte March 12, 2021

straight fairy

a guy who is straight but acts like a homosexual.

Wow, he's a straight fairy.

by akhil reddy123 September 19, 2010

zesty straight

someone who is nearly straight

eg: a man who is attracted to women and non-binary people

im not straight, i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

Straight juice

Cool or amazing or rad

That shit is straight juice. The chicken is cooked so nice it is straight juice.

by Ponyboicoitus September 8, 2011

Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

by Robsan January 15, 2017

Straight “A” student

Someone who no one understands and is most likely pressured into getting good grades by their parents, people make fun of them and know they can’t go to many parties or social events because they will be studying. They think no one will ever want them and that they are just the lonely nerd. Some people think it’s okay to take their answers because they are friends. Straight a students it in so much hard work that no one sees and are going to be the people that do something meaningful with their lives. Keep working hard, it will all be worth it ❤️.

Straight “A” student: sorry I can’t go to your party tonight midterms are next week!
Any other student: pfft, ok nerd, we literally have another week before we need to start studying!

by Truthteller14 December 25, 2020