Vanilla dump

A white woman whom you thought was attractive, but have come to realize she’s not as attractive as you once thought.

“Damn Inwas into this chick, but she turned out to be a vanilla dump.

by Jason_banana June 23, 2025

Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)

Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("

by SAY YOUR ARE MY BAKA 🙈🤬😈👹 May 10, 2021

the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Vanilla Dud

A bald headed white man. Similar to a Milk Dud only white.

Tyrone is a milk dud.

William is a Vanilla Dud.

An actual example is Turk from Scrubs

by ZackNich2175 August 12, 2012

Vanilla Rush

Similar to Jungle Fever or Curry Fever, but being addicted to white people. You become obsessed with them and want to bang them hard. This most commonly applies to non-white women who have a strong attraction to white men.

Guy 1: Did you see the tits on that white girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude her tits are huge!!!
Guy 1: I think I got the Vanilla Rush.

by WildKatt4698 September 19, 2023

vanilla caucasian

another word , for someone who laughes at craddlers , and tweakers and raps every time he smokes tha mary jane. His name is usually Richard Dick Franklin or frankie frank Franklin, the pick pocket from Indonesia

guy smokes a lot of pot. hears him in the other room raping abouy random shit and people in bushes. then someone says "its vanilla caucasian in da houseeee"

by farfanoogal team May 25, 2018

Vanilla Ice

White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.

Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020