Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

blindfolded cum-tasting

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.

Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!

by USAF Cadet July 3, 2021

testiclats

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.

"She went straight for the testiclats"

by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.

Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.

by Huester666 May 29, 2011

one testiciallian

A person born with only one testicle. Or a person who lost their testicle due to a disease or a freak accident.

Damn! Joey put whipped cream on his nuts and his fat girlfriend bit one off!! Now he's a one testicillian!

by tabatha August 29, 2003

tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.

I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.

by Captain Pants December 26, 2008