Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon

This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra

by Niggward June 10, 2019

Teacher

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I dunno, Teacher isn’t a word in my system

by Tesla_21 June 21, 2019

Teched Out

Being really high on meth.

Ron: Hey Jimmy, how was that party last night?
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.

by DannyDanko April 26, 2019

Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose

Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose

by Grandad joe September 5, 2019

Teacher

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness

My teacher helps me learn at school

by That guy ryan September 22, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019