Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.
by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022
Get the Teachersmug. 
by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022
Get the (April 25) national slap your teacher day!mug. People that teach you shit that mostly ain’t useful, makin’ you want to slap the shit out of them, always be tellin us what to do which is bullshit, always be goin home to suck dick and poppin they pussy, comin to school and always coming to hop on your dick, and tellin us shit that sometimes ain’t true.
by Dollar$AYYY December 2, 2019
Get the Teachermug. a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below
*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test
by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021
Get the teachermug. Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
Get the English teachermug. A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.
"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"
"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"
"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"
by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007
Get the sailor teachermug.