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back door flows

Something all high school guys say when they have the boys over. It means that their back door is open and ready for any broads to come through it.
At Johnny’s house the back door flows! Girls come over every night!
by Back doors always open June 24, 2019
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Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie
Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie
by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014
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Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.
"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"
by zark5 April 16, 2009
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The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
by Eiose November 12, 2010
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Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party
The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am
by USKET123 January 13, 2020
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Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.
He gave her barn door.
by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018
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