samilton

An asshole who thinks he is better than everyone else.
his inner goodness comes once in a very long time. And he is mainly a whiny bitch

guy 1: Oh hey! it's Samilton.
girl 1: Oh shit! cover my face before he comes here.
guy 1: why?
girl ! : because he is a first class asshole.

by uronefriend March 27, 2020

sphincter smile

Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.

Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.

Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!

by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev June 12, 2007

omelette smile

Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

by ecaleohs April 21, 2009

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 27, 2011

Fruity Smile

A Fruity Smile is when one or more gay guys cum into one dude's mouth, he then proceeds to spit it on the other two guys asses making a smiley face.

Gay Guy 1: OMG i totes love to give my boyfriend fruity smiles.

Gay Guy 2: I know i'm going to give a fruity smile to my lover for his birthday.

by Thomas Billy Faith July 2, 2011

fuck smile

The act of being fucked so good, the person has a perminate smile on their face.

Dynelle fucked me so good that I went back to the office with the biggest fuck smile on my face.

by Petepablo January 13, 2014

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016