cum stain

A derogatory word for an individual who is being irritating and will not go away, much like a cum stain.

John, stop being such a cum stain and fuck off

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

staines

When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.

ohn: "How was last night dude?"

Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!

by rofltson April 24, 2017

stain of condescension

the sticky residue left when a condescending ass sits on a cushion.

I hope your bad attitude doesn't leave a stain of condescension on my couch.

by robot steverorobot robot_steve May 2, 2017

Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.

Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.

by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018

squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

Fuck Stain

the cum stain on the ground after it misses your mothers mouth.

"You should've been a fuck stain."

by bilboteabaggins May 20, 2017

pook stain

A surface stain caused by repeated contact with large concentrated clusters of raw pook.

The beautiful auditorium would have been completely void of flaw had it not been for gallery of aging pook stains smeared angrily across the golden ceilings. A true American travesty, indeed.

by Dongbat June 12, 2017