I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

it smells like the bugs

Smelling bugs

Person 1:do you smell that?
Person 2:no what you smelling?
Person 1:it smells like the bugs

by TayTay99 February 1, 2014

You Smell Like Cheese

cheese sucks so when someone tells you this it means you suck, or they are telling you you smell

Karina: Your mama is a HOE!
Ana: And you smell like cheese!!

by BT1234 February 13, 2022

smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.

Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"

by binchicken893 April 6, 2018

He For Sure Smells Amazing

When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.

Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?

LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.

Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.

by Mike109999 March 4, 2022

Poverty smell

the odor you smell from your friend after you ask him to go out for lunch or drinks and he makes an excuse for not being there , but really he is just being a broke ass nigga

i knew from two hours ago that id smell that poverty smell from you, just say youre a broke ass nigga

by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024

New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.

Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.

by BDSBDL September 12, 2022