sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

dominic seese

A man with a insanely small penis so small it lacks to create sperm with unstoppable amounts of penis hair

Your small penis hair could make a blanket for every homeless person on the planet you have a Dominic seese

by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017

End seek

When railing your bitch you try to find the end of her vagina with your dick

Last night when I was fucking my girlfriend she told me to stop end seeking before I kill her.

by CurtisB6 September 16, 2017

legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017

sunflower seeds

what Mr Sir eats in holes

"Mr Sir was eating sunflower seeds"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

heat seeking bitch

A bitch who goes out of his/her way to inflict their bitchery upon you.

Wow, have you seen Angela from "The Office?" She is such a heat seeking bitch

by brathaniel_milkington February 21, 2018

Trouble seekers

Second born child are trouble seekers

They are trouble seekers

by Shuzi May 14, 2018