santa cloaths

a cobbler santa

santa cloaths

by xdr5t3evq3q December 01, 2023

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 11, 2022

Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk

by Hobo Santa June 17, 2019

Feedback-santa

A person who gives his well-meant feedback on everything and everybody.

- Why don’t we ask John to hang out?
—I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John

by Sybmo May 30, 2018

emo Santa

This position has been long held by Sir Gerard Way the Sassy but some believe that Sir Daniel Howell the Posh has taken his position as emo Santa after he tweeted a picture of himself wearing a black Santa hat

'Omg I like the idea of an emo Santa more than one in red' ~ an emo person

by Pilots Phan December 28, 2017

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 13, 2023

Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 06, 2021