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santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus
What is the kids Santa gift this year?
by Brute01 December 15, 2017
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happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.
Happy santa always makes my anus so full.
by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021
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creamy santa

When bae is wearing a red top and you give them a creamy beard
Hannah just wants a creamy santa
by Hannahscreamybeard June 6, 2016
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Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The oldest predecessor of the News-Press (the weekly Santa Barbara Post) started publishing on May 30, 1868.

The Santa Barbara Post became the Santa Barbara Press, which eventually became the Morning Press, which was acquired in 1932 by Thomas M. Storke and merged with his paper, the Santa Barbara News
he parent company of the Santa Barbara News-Press, Ampersand Publishing, filed a copyright infringement suit on November 9, 2006, against the Santa Barbara Independent ("SBI")—where many former News-Press columnists had become contributors to the community weekly—claiming that a link on independent.com violated copyright law. The case never reached trial, as an undisclosed settlement was reached on April 28, 2008, resulting in a dismissal at the request of the parties
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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affair with santa

when your friends nan has an affair with santa.
my nan had an affair with santa last night.
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Santa Clarita

A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and in recent years, now more crime infested. This used to be a safe city known for the amusement park, Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after the Covid pandemic. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse in terms of different races and culture, which is one of the few positive traits of this city. This city needs to bring more interesting restaurants and add some new cool entertaining bars/clubs to attract some hot bitches. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class/middle class blue collar white people. Mostly garbage white people. These white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Meaning they are the certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Not really anything to be, “hyped” up about since Karen’s are trashy white women who aren’t the good looking type of girls. Most of them are bland AF that don’t make you want to glance a second time. It’s a shame because there used to be better looking girls here. Now, they might’ve moved out due to college or career.
Santa Clarita. A boring city that used to have some potential to be more exciting when they started bringing new cool restaurants and music venues/clubs but now got worse after 2019/2020. Infested with more low life people and trailer trash people who give off the vibes of being cringey and sketchy. The people living
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
by DrCumtastic February 11, 2024
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Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.
"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."
by Illunious January 7, 2019
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