Salad-dodger

Likes food a little too much

That salad-dodger is eating another KFC

by Rik Waller March 7, 2003

ceaser salad

The act of licking your partner's anus right after they make a bowel movement, without wiping.

My girl ate my ceaser salad last night.

by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006

burnt salad

A salad that has been burnt!

The explanation or burnt salad is when you keep salad in the oven WAY! to long

by Anthony Olivieri March 14, 2008

Toss salad

The act of destroying a house during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad.

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

Salad ass

When someone is being a complete dumbass and have no other way of describing their stupidity

Shut the fuck up you salad ass

by God_memess May 16, 2018

Nigerian Salad

the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.

Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.

by Tastysalad5 March 22, 2011

fuck salad

(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."

(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.

(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."

(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."

by lcnasty April 13, 2010