Salty Walty

Someone who licks tooshy when it is extremely sweaty and hairy.

Can i get a Salty Walty please?

by ZASkhfk April 5, 2010

salty hotdog

its when u juss got through playin a good competitve game of some sport which requires sweating of some sort, by then u go home and u feel rather sexual and u may call on the wife 4 a lil x rated action. dont take a shower, the whole point is to let her taste the salty taste of ur sweaty dick in her mouth!

I gave the wife a nice salty hotdog after a good game of basketball last nite!

by K-DuBb July 5, 2006

Salty Jack

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

Safteysuit

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.

Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.

by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

salty

Tasting of, or proportionately rich in, sodium chloride.

Yo 'sup?! Prepared frozen foods are most disagreeable and undesirable in a mothafucka's diet, as they are rich in sodium - too mothafuckin' salty!

by Truth2Power September 4, 2004

safety

On the defessive side of football. Defenders,(strong safety, and free safety) main purpose is to make sure nobody can break through for a long run, or a pass, the last people to defend until you reach the touchdown. Extra Help, almost anywhere on the field.

Ken Hamlin "the hammer" is a safety that hits hard!!!!

GO SEAHAWKS!!!

by BigAce21 October 12, 2006

Salty Clam

Referring to the nickname of the Famous Porn Star Tiffany Dow who appeared in over 200 Pornography Films. It was said that she had a very salty vagina

Hey Ellen, I almost kicked you in the salty clam!
OR
Bambinos Pizza Sign: No Clams

by Nalyd Dizznick November 22, 2006