Rubbing off my ting

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting

“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”

by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

Rub tummus

To turn your dog over and affectionately rub their tummy, just like you would Rob Thomas

“Pickles… do you want a rub tummus”

by Louise Isabella August 10, 2022

Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.

Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.

by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

amish rub

Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.

Bill about to get an Amish rub...

by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021

test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 5, 2014

dinner rub

A nice expensive dinner followed by hands stuff

I wish that girl would give me a dinner rub

by Pecoraro11 March 30, 2015