royal masonic school is full of rich girls.
the teachers like to look up the girls skirts.
the pupils like to kiss each other in the bathrooms.
the year 7s like to run around the school.
the girls will suck the mts boys cock for money.
and let’s not forget that it is a cult.
A CULT
everyone in north london makes fun of u if u go to this school, and good on them
the teachers like to look up the girls skirts.
the pupils like to kiss each other in the bathrooms.
the year 7s like to run around the school.
the girls will suck the mts boys cock for money.
and let’s not forget that it is a cult.
A CULT
everyone in north london makes fun of u if u go to this school, and good on them
by imposter x September 7, 2022
Get the royal masonic school for girlsmug. A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
Get the Royal Cream Teamug. Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.
Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.
by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022
Get the Royal Salutemug. by CordlessBog September 27, 2022
Get the Viccy royalemug. by RoyalPostage January 21, 2024
Get the royal rimmingmug. Noun - an accidental brushing against or incidental touching of somebody else in a private or usually off limits area.
Sometimes pronounced "Roy-AL"
Sometimes pronounced "Roy-AL"
Hey did you see that? I just turned around and totally royaled the back of my hand against the boss's boob. How embarassing!
by pon loc July 16, 2008
Get the royalmug. “Hey man sorry for grabbing your balls I just couldn’t resist it. After all it is national clash Royale day and I use E Giant”
by Quandale (Oswald) Dingle March 30, 2022
Get the National Clash Royale Daymug.