When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
by Munche May 1, 2009
Get the Jesus Roll mug.The act of a chinese roll-on is when a guy ejaculates into a girls armpit, and rolls the tip of his penis in an up-and-down motion.
"It was a hot summers night so I gave her the good ol' Chinese Roll-on to keep her deodorised."
"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."
"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."
by hitchhiker September 21, 2011
Get the Chinese Roll-on mug.Invented by John Puder; The inward roll is the action taking a long sleeved dress shirt and rolling it up inside making your shirt look like a cheap short sleeve t-shirt with a collar.
John was warm and did not want to appear to have a dress shirt on so he used the trusty inward roll to make his shirt look like a t-shirt!
by Sales King September 21, 2009
Get the Inward Roll mug.A musical performance that starts with one song, but concludes or morphs into Axel F, the theme from Beverly Hills Cop.
I really liked the rendition of rondo alla turca until they switched to playing that weird song from Beverly Hills Cop, what an Axel Roll
by Meenkies January 28, 2009
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Get the Miley Roll mug.An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.
Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."
by Danger Boy January 23, 2004
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