Reverse Sandal

Verb: The act of causing a pink sock, then putting an actual sock on it, then put a Sandal on it upside down.
Noun: a prolapsed rectum with a sock and upside down Sandal on it.

Bro, I reverse sandaled that drunk chick last night. So hard.

Bro, that drunk chick gave me the best reverse Sandal last night.

by Reverse Sandal Guy October 18, 2017

Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

by Alouicious August 29, 2010

Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 01, 2017

Reverse Colonel

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”

Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced

by Cousindaddi July 06, 2022

Reverse Dirtmud

The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.

"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"

by Haydoom December 29, 2008

reverse manuel

When two men are finger each other's butt holes and then smear a poo mustache on each other.

Steve and I got so drunk we even did a reverse manuel. I didn't think he was into that.

by Bigg D Money August 21, 2014

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 20, 2009