poon loon

A woman so crazy that her poon is nuts too!

Jeff: Hey did you hit that last night???

Chris: Hell no man that bitch was a POON LOON!!!

by redrocket26 February 27, 2009

Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special

by JasontheBean May 19, 2014

poon swooper

One who swoops up on another poon.

Ben is a notorious poon swooper.

by Ro-Dizzle May 28, 2006

Poon Tang

A girls Pootie

a slang term for a pootie, hopefully no gets any purple poon

by Yot March 18, 2003

poon juice

intercourse between a man and a woman

guy-"mabey tonight you can mix yo poontang with ma poon berries and we can make sweet sweet poon juice."
girl-"ok"

by molly kay April 27, 2006

Poon Hound

Noun

1 : A female wing woman who has a taste for the laaadieeeesssss.
2 : Female threesome enthusiast.

"You know that mediocre looking porn star on Dukes campus?"
"Yeah why?"
"Well she is my Poon Hound, I banged her and the waitress in the Shooters cage last night!"

by Swearimnotacolen February 23, 2014

poon doo

when you wipe a baby girls ass the wrong way and you get shit in her pussy

friggin'alan doesn't know how to wipe a baby girl's ass, kristen has an infection from poon doo

by Anonymous April 18, 2003