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Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex
1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!
by AdurnaVampyre January 26, 2009
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playing blind

While playing games, someone playing blind is someone who has no prior knowledge of the game, and someone who does not look up answers for the game.

Synonyms: newbie, Rookie
Man, that new player is playing blind so they must be new to gaming.
by Milky Sleep November 19, 2018
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playing the bagpipes

"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"
by snowman12 March 3, 2009
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playing ducks

to have a great time with your friends in a city you have not visited before (can involve drinking, but doesn't have to).
we may be playing ducks with person A and person B.
by ducksrus December 23, 2012
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Playing Hospice

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".
"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."
by Hospice Player May 6, 2009
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playing for keeps

ONLY the coolest thing a person could possibly do. Playing for keeps requires the total manipulation of one's surroundings to further accentuate their own.
Who plays for keeps? I play for keeps. :::::::::
Or... I'm playing for keeps.
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playing cards

"Dude, I'm skiving physics to go 'play cards'"
by xephelion December 9, 2004
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