Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010

Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.

"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."

by secretsandpies November 11, 2015

Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.

Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019

Ghostbuster's piss

After a hard night of drinking or sex you urinate 2 streams and turns into one big stream.

Adam urinated all over the floor due to the fact he had a Ghostbuster's piss.

by YooJoe1 November 16, 2014

Piss it on the fence

When someone trys to accomplish something they have worked hard to do and fails in a way that would make that effort seem worthless. Fuck it, fuck that. (Ussually said in a competitive atmosphere after a humiliating loss)

Ex1.
P1: wtf has he been doing
P2: idk tht nigga can not kick flip for shiiit
P4*snaps board attempting k flip down gap*
P3: that's "E"
P2:Piss it on the fences
Ex2.
P1: wtf dude mewtwo is so cheap
P2: really nigga?!
P3: Dude.
P1: Fuck! See dude that same shit every time!
P2: HAHAHAHA gotcho ass with that ghetto ass combo
P3: Jesus Christ this nigga just died at "0%"
P4: Piss it on the fence
Ex3.
P1:Dude I heard u got Tammy pregnant
P2: shhhh damn we don't know yet
P1: *Loud*Nah dude fuk that that's fucked up!
P2: well damn nigga just piss it on the fence then.

by Pots&Pans September 27, 2015

Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010

pissing shame

The act of drinking Sub Par tequilla or cheap drinks in general in order to get drunk.

I was broke so I was drinking Schaeffer light and shots of Roundys tequilla,my head hurts and I'll be pissing shame all day.

by Matt V.I.P. Excellence May 7, 2008