1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
Get the Chonklit Monkeysmug. 
A game where a person is a monkey and they go to a special land of monkeys and they go on quests. When the players level rises, they can put on higher armor and equip stronger weapons. Monkey quest uses a unity.
by DJSwag July 26, 2013
Get the Monkey questmug. 1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005
Get the Monkey Funchmug. A skuz monkey can be defined as a mischievous monkey that steals from other monkeys and people in order to better serve himself. He frequently participates in ritualistic dancing and these rituals is thought to be the reason behind this monkeys elusive demeanor. When the skuz monkey feels threatened it is also not unheard of for them to use fire as a line of defense.
A Brief history of the Fall of Marvao
Jason and Peter were farmers, bringing in the harvest from another successful year when all of a sudden they found themselves in unfamiliar territories.
"Jason! Watch the food cart it is said that this is skuz monkey territory! "
*Cries from the distance -- Oh - WAH WAH WAH*
"Oh God Jason -- there every where .. get the guns -- GET THE GUNS!"
"WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
* Cries getting closer and the ritualistic dance ensues *
"I SEE THE BASTARD - SHOOT SHOOT"
" ITS NO USE PETER -- BACK TO THE VILLAGE, BACK TO THE VILLAGE!"
As Jason and Peter tried to take down the Skuz Monkeys their attempts ended up to be futile and ended up running back to the village for back up and support. The skuz monkeys followed the men all the way back to the village and wielded sharp branches and stones as ammo for their attack . As the monkeys proceeded into the city they took it over with nearly no resistance -- they than continued to danced to the middle of the city where they began to throw all of there sticks into a pile and set it on fire. They then performed a ritualistic dance as the great fire started to intensify.
As the fire engulfed all major huts and crops -- the monkeys continued on there torment path as they proceeded to rape and pillage the rest of their village until it was destroyed. Rumor has it that those skuz monkeys also danced until every last woman and children were raped and every hut or property was destroyed.
Jason and Peter were farmers, bringing in the harvest from another successful year when all of a sudden they found themselves in unfamiliar territories.
"Jason! Watch the food cart it is said that this is skuz monkey territory! "
*Cries from the distance -- Oh - WAH WAH WAH*
"Oh God Jason -- there every where .. get the guns -- GET THE GUNS!"
"WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
* Cries getting closer and the ritualistic dance ensues *
"I SEE THE BASTARD - SHOOT SHOOT"
" ITS NO USE PETER -- BACK TO THE VILLAGE, BACK TO THE VILLAGE!"
As Jason and Peter tried to take down the Skuz Monkeys their attempts ended up to be futile and ended up running back to the village for back up and support. The skuz monkeys followed the men all the way back to the village and wielded sharp branches and stones as ammo for their attack . As the monkeys proceeded into the city they took it over with nearly no resistance -- they than continued to danced to the middle of the city where they began to throw all of there sticks into a pile and set it on fire. They then performed a ritualistic dance as the great fire started to intensify.
As the fire engulfed all major huts and crops -- the monkeys continued on there torment path as they proceeded to rape and pillage the rest of their village until it was destroyed. Rumor has it that those skuz monkeys also danced until every last woman and children were raped and every hut or property was destroyed.
by MexicanSoapOperaStar May 27, 2016
Get the skuz monkeymug. Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
Get the Allah Monkeymug. A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
by triskalguilo February 19, 2009
Get the monkey momentmug.