dan DC

person with a generaly low IQ, but a need to know what he is missing out on, bringing forth many stupid questions. Dan DCs are often concerned with the age of various objects and mating. According to a Dan DC, mating is essential but only with girls who follow these 3 criteria for a better life: 1) they brush their teeth before they come into his presence 2) they shower daily and after exercise 3) they finish their food. Like continuity in functions (calculus 1) if these criteria are not met Dan DCs mate anyway but tell lengthy stories after the ordeal. Passionate about lions.

geez Dan DC, put your ballsack away; we're at band practice!

by yoh12345678987654321 January 31, 2011

dan videtta

a baby

hey look at dan videtta the baby

by 57 dayssss September 01, 2021

Dan andrews’d

To completely fuck something up

Man I can’t cant believe I broke up with the hottest girl I’ll ever get..... I really Dan Andrews’d the fuck out of that one

by Joe_kickasss September 10, 2020

Dan Trohman

The definition of Sex.

can i have dan trohman with you?

yeah sure!

by hello19910201 March 18, 2009

Dan Nuemann

Dan is a spoiled kid who can’t get laid or keep a girl for more then 2 months

Hey! Have you heard of that pussy Dan Nuemann

by BigBananaBandit March 24, 2020

dan wilson

a person who likes to get with girls and treat them terribly. a real dickhead.

man, my boyfriend was so rude to me last night.

he's such a dan wilson.

by jada234 June 29, 2017

Pulling a Dan

Telling someones mother on them to tell their mother.Getting the person in big trouble.

Mom tell that guy's mom that he hacked my brothers Xbox account."Pulling a Dan."

by Daniel Mircheff April 06, 2011