SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

Simp

A word 1-15 year olds who never had sex and suck will over use when they see someone being a gentleman or having a slight romantic relationship with a girl to make themselves feel cool

“Look at that simp”! 5 year old billy announces after looking up from his moms iPhone 12 seeing a wedded man with his wife

by fjxyv August 22, 2020

simp

man who gives money and affection to e girls in expectation for sexual gratification even though the woman gives no interest in the man

bryent's donated hella cash to my little sister even though she is a lesbian what a simp

by Skyrheslayervsg April 11, 2020

Simp

A boy who's name is Oskar RP and is 6.3 feet in height

Boy 1 of The Boys: What is a Simp?
Boy 2 of The Boys: A Simp is when Oskar RP leaves the group chat with The Boys, to talk to a Julie
Boy 1 of The Boys: But i also heard its when Oskar RP choose to walk home from school with Julie instead of Jacob, which leaves Jacob to commit suicide

by Oskar RP May 7, 2020

Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

simp

super

intense
minecraft
player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

by luna de angelis December 1, 2021

Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy

Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.

by King Simp December 30, 2019