rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

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Get the rub hogmug.

Chub-Rub

A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)

Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!

by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022

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Get the Chub-Rubmug.

rub rag

Rag used to clean up after masturbation

My mom just cleaned my room I hope she didn't find my stash of rub rags

by cloud wizard August 23, 2016

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Get the rub ragmug.

Rub

A con or game.

Damn, that rub on us got us broke.

by Mr-Roberto August 13, 2024

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Get the Rubmug.

Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)

Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.

by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023

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