Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

Trade Hats

Trade Hats/ Trading Hats • to have sex with another person

“Aw man, I’d trade hats with that guy any day!”

by .bim November 27, 2017

Lime Hat

adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.

There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.

Hey buddy how ya doing?
........
Are you in a lime hat?
.........

by LIMEHAT ASH November 30, 2011

Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies

"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."

by tinygamercock April 6, 2021

hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 8, 2017