Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

Morning Mood

That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.

Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.

by Ligma Fella September 8, 2018

Moringus

Moringus: A type of person that steals copywrited memes and tries to pass them off as their own

That guy is such a moringus

by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018

Morning pussy

Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.

Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 30, 2019

Morning move

The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up

Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym

Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet

Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already

by Thach0s3n0n3 June 17, 2019

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019