Skip to main content

Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 9, 2009
mugGet the Keg Monkeys mug.

hype monkey

A person who quickly buys into and acts on media or marketing hype.
HM1: Did you hear about the new $600 4G phone? It totally puts my $550 3G phone to shame.
HM2: I heard it gets 5% faster download rates and has copy-paste now!
HM1: Let's throw out our old phones and buy these new ones!

Casual Observer: What a couple of hype monkeys.
by the_sloner November 12, 2010
mugGet the hype monkey mug.

Monkeys of funkyness

The coolest damn monkeys in the world.

When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
Chris: "Want to come over on Friday?"
Sooz: "Monkeys of funkyness!"
by sooz_the_great April 20, 2006
mugGet the Monkeys of funkyness mug.

Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
mugGet the Monkey Funch mug.

Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
mugGet the Chonklit Monkeys mug.

roof monkey

People that get enjoyment from running around on roof's of houses, or other large dangerous objects.
Katie and I were playing on my roof last week when my grandpa drove by and told my mom that we were a couple of roof monkeys.
by Sloans_beautiful_girl December 15, 2007
mugGet the roof monkey mug.

wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009
mugGet the wet the monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email