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donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
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Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis
"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010
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Bitch Marker

A proffessor or teacher who assigns a rather easy assignment, such as an Essay or even a Test, and attempts to compensate by marking terribly as to give out a low mark to said student who completed the assignment.
Zack: What did you write down when it asked for "Define Gene,"
Tim: IDK, Ms. K hates me so I am going to get a shit mark on that question anyway.
Zack: Yea she is SUCH a bitch marker.

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Fred: I love Ms. Hendren, despite our unsually hard test she marks it amazingly easy.
Tim: Wow, she is the opposite of a bitch marker.
by thecoolcanadian January 25, 2011
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fee market system

when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.

James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 8, 2011
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Mr.Marker

Usually a math teacher. Kind of a douchebag and likes the Chicago Bears.
by Josh Mays January 5, 2012
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Frat Market

(n): Similar to the "black market", the frat market is the illegal underground drug ring within any given fraternity. It can be used to purchase a wide variety of narcotics and other illegal substances.
Bro I need to hit up the Frat Market for some addy and some hydros to make it through finals!
by Adolf_Fratler May 27, 2016
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cornered market

When a person, including corporations, ends in a unique place in which they can offer something before everyone can, sometimes that nobody else can.
Dragons AND incest? Who does not like any of those things? Damn that's a cornered market now
by kkkhris April 10, 2016
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