The Shatue of Liberty

A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.

Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”

Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”

Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”

Center: *shits*

Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*

by Brett Fahrt December 11, 2024

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property

Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.

Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2024

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024