July 17th

the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!
Person A: When’s your birthday?

Person B: July 17th!!

Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..
by Chaiilatte June 20, 2023
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July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous
"its july 26, hot people are born on this date
by parishdl November 26, 2021
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July 27

1:Mann I just gave this random girl my hoodie

2:why u do that?
1:ahh it's july 27 "give someone you hoodie day"
by Nyammmm July 26, 2021
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July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019
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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022
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july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷
by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019
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No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .
“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”
by tytyiscool20 July 09, 2020
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