July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous

"its july 26, hot people are born on this date

by parishdl November 26, 2021

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

July 17

People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends

Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17

by anonymous November 23, 2021

July 27

July 27 national give someone your hoodie day

1:Mann I just gave this random girl my hoodie

2:why u do that?
1:ahh it's july 27 "give someone you hoodie day"

by Nyammmm July 26, 2021

july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .

“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”

by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju July 28, 2008