Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

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to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate July 21, 2015

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montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

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Jordan duff

Guy that has the hair of jake Paul, might be a druggie is pretty good at games but is really cool also he is very FLAMBOYANT...

some people use it as a insult

1.You are such a Jordan duff
2.fuck off or I stone yer windees

by Friendly neibourhood bomber May 15, 2018

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jordan knight

Jordan Knight is a singer/songwriter best known as being a member of the hit boyband “New Kids On The Block”. His unique voice and good looks caught the attention of teenage girls around the world in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

“Jordan Knights falsetto is amazing! I’ve never heard anything so flawless!”

by aves.02x July 18, 2021

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