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Jade

Someone from a wealthy/prominent family who cheats their way into positions via donations/connections.
“She’s so dumb, how did she get into Yale?”
“she’s a Jade”
by Real Ivy-Leaguer February 8, 2021
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Jaded

Being emotionally numb and/or empty due to a collection of bad experiences, especially in the dating scene. Jaded people often won’t show any reaction/interest when others flirt with them.
Person 1: You know that girl was flirting with you, right?
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then
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Jade

March 2021.

ADJECTIVE.

Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.

ETYMOLOGY.

Derived from:

1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).

Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.

2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."

Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
1. Jenna: "I'm jade, bro..."
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."

2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
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jade 🥺

forever n ever baby, i promise dummy.
i love u more jade 🥺
by jades boyfriend 🥴 March 19, 2021
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Hazy Jade

An intelligent beautiful woman that has been through a lot but has very much to give
Hazy Jade is also a color
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Jade

When an IT item is 'bad' or turned green aka tampered with. Typically when an automated server is messed with by a human making it turns jade. Also known as drift.

this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.

Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade
When the system admin signs onto the server and jade it up.
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Jade

someone who falls in love with someone new every week depending on who gives them the most attention
Jade is a midget
by warrior5638 March 28, 2021
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