internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020

Internet Identity

Assumption of name and unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet.

unique identity by which one creates a impression on the internet is internet identity

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

The Greater Internet

1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.

2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.

Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.

Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"

Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"

by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022

Internet Sucubus

Stuff on the web that just really sucks you in. Like super addictive. You get lost, and are all like 'where did the hours go?''

Reddit, Tumblr, this is a sentence. I'm so internet sucubused right now

by Internet Sucubus November 4, 2014

Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.

Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."

by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010

Internet Bangin'

Internet Bangin' is the act of gang bangin' but on tha internetz.

Used mostly by internet tough guys, e-gangsters and virtual thugz.

Internet bangin' be like:
CripKilluh1337: aye where u from jit?
John: i don't bang nigga

by Lifs February 1, 2023