I am falling asleep

Please help its Friday and I am in the middle of a test

GUY1 'hey Guy 2 how are you"
Guy2 "I am falling asleep

by Dead Rad November 27, 2020

i am da poopet

I AM DA POOPET is a total Luke he is the enemy of his father and will do anything to take his drugs

“Hey I AM DA POOPET“
*Steals your drugs*
“Why did you do that QwQ”

by Sir Pentious September 20, 2020

I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Trying To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Trying To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

I am 50 cent

Referring to a Latin Cult (JLH) that can put you in 50 pieces. When said, it is a threat.

Stop playing with me, I am 50 cent.

by xennAsh March 3, 2023

I am not an aquarium

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022

When someone asks you about your star sing.

I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium

by anonymous June 24, 2022