From heroin junkies to the casual eshay lads, Swansea High School is easily the worse fucking school in New South Wales.
The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.
The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; have you heard about that teacher at Swansea High School?
Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.
Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.
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Get the Waterloo High School mug.A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
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Get the Marist High School mug.Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.
by Becky is High May 3, 2022
Get the Beaconsfield High School mug.if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!
Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
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Get the high school dance mug.The most ghetto suburban school in the world. All the girls are hoes who thirst after lightskin fuck boys and 97% of the boys are fake gangsters who's mommy's drive Cadillacs & live in a big ass house. There's a fight every day & they have the most covid cases in columbia county. There football team stays getting blown out but they swear they're good
Football player #1: Yo we got Grovetown High School on the schedule for next Friday
Football player #2: Thank god
Football player #2: Thank god
by .. December 19, 2020
Get the Grovetown High School mug.Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.
"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"
"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
by Average Idiot February 8, 2021
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