Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

brain hat

The skull

Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.

by Brainhat August 7, 2018

Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

pizza hat

someone with really fucking greasy hair

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.

by cactus5390 June 10, 2018

Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.

I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.

by Wall-I November 12, 2019

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019