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Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.
"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."
by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023
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hanging out with rulers

Being a slut
she will deff suck your dick
She's been hanging out with rulers all day
by Impro4ever November 7, 2014
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Hang your sled!

Get out of here and disappear. So disgusted with a persons performance you want them to leave and not be a part of the same area as you.
Go hang your sled already! Just go hang your sled!
by supasup February 4, 2021
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Hang out with gandalf

by Gamer631267432 November 5, 2017
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hanging with da stars

i took two 30s now im hanging with da stars
by wallstreet from fruitland July 22, 2011
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Hulu and Hang Out

I'm bout to go check out this fine Honey soon as I finish this last cut. We gon Hulu and Hang Out on the Ave!
by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018
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Same day hang

When you start getting schlitzed a little bit before society says it's ok to, and after a few hours, you're starting to feel those familiar symptoms; this time there's no sleep buffer, though, so it comes outta nowhere.
"Dude, pass me another Hamm's, I gotta fight off this same day hang."
by The Sweetest Tea May 22, 2014
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