Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.

by Salladpatch January 6, 2019

chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014

hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 8, 2017

Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.

I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.

by Wall-I November 12, 2019

Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018