Puss gut- When confronted you get a nervous smirk on your face while asking what. Have an answer for everything.
by denis ranisewski April 1, 2022

by peachplace.inn January 30, 2019

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.
by anonymous January 12, 2023

A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
by sigmasuprise125 May 1, 2024

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.
by Jane Zealand November 22, 2010

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
