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Grease job

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant
Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.
by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025
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grease

“bro i’m tryna grease her” “that’s my grease fym” “she not my girl she my grease”
by mosthatedk March 27, 2022
mugGet the greasemug.

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous
That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one
by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019
mugGet the grease cowmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together
"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
mugGet the Grease up all my foldsmug.

Grease Monkey

by Chipottie February 29, 2020
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