Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.

"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"

by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023

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balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

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Goon Flick

To masturbate and finish in a compulsive manner followed with a quick flick of the wrist upon release of bodily fluids.

"Bro ain't no way bro just 360 Goon Flick'd the shit outta me."

by StrawHatMan69 August 11, 2024

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Dabloon Goons

A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.

by lukabaum November 2, 2023

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gooning

what im doing right now

im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now

by tim trinity May 22, 2024

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someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.

Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.

by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011

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