green ghosts

term for americans, specifically white people. Meant to say “gringos” but won’t get picked up by Facebooks hate algorithms.
Also said as “🟢👻”

why do 🟢👻 always get explosive bowels after eating our food?

stupid f***king green ghosts.

by LoudLatto June 20, 2021

ghost streaks

The white streaks a girl leaves in her underwear after she has been wet

Rupert: "Oi man, I pulled down her knickers and they were full of ghost streaks!"

Richard: "Fuck she must want the d bad bro!"

by ru4u June 23, 2013

ghost fisting

Like ghost cock only with a fist.

"Judy loved the ghost fisting at the haunted house, she gaped so wide with no apparent visible stimulus. It was like Walpurgis all over again."

by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011

ghost doggin' it

To drive so long without sleep or rest you start seeing things on the road (like ghost dogs) that don't exist.

Coming through the Rogers pass I started ghost doggin' it and almost lost the truck on a bend.

by Mannapkin February 24, 2012

ghost of saudi

A term used to offend soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo fans.

Bro, The ghost of saudi did horrible in last week’s match.

by Coolmccoolstrr May 20, 2023

Ghost Of Luxembourg

The “Ghost of Luxembourg “is a creature that has been haunting the streets of the benelux country for years. It seems that he mostly appears in international breaks to stat pad goals against the poor people of Luxembourg from the penalty spot. His identity is not yet proven, but scientists suspect that the creature is Portuguese football star “Cristiano Ronaldo”

When the people from the Country thought they were finally save, the Ghost of Luxembourg struck from the penalty spot to bring terror over the whole state once again

by Joe Swanston March 27, 2023

Ghost Tea

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.

“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.

by JBRacing October 8, 2023