Nah, I'd win.

"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.

Would you lose?

Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."

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Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.

Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.

by Modimodo May 07, 2024

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Win-Gasm

Win-Gasm : pronounced like orgasm except with win on the front.

When something is so Win (great/amazing/fantastic) that you have a win-gasm over it.

can also be used as a plural : Win-Gasmic

Have you seen the new invisible iPod, its Win-Gasmic

I saw the new invisible iPod in the window and had an immediate Win-Gasm

by S33dy August 16, 2009

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The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.

Hym "Not the ONLY winning move."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

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Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

by Ferington January 27, 2021

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