The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.
My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.
by wastecase November 28, 2019

A very rare variant of influenza that spread like fire in a school's cultural event which is being speculated as the cause of the current flu outbreak in Chennai. This variant is highly contagious and common symptoms are: fever, cold, fainting, extreme hunger, exams not getting postponed.
by Andreww Tatez September 22, 2022

by gcate March 1, 2025

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021

The span of time (aka:era) that rocked the ENTIRE WORLD due to the worldwide pandemic caused by the COVID-19 virus.
During the ‘flu-pocalypse’ I realized that ‘not having enough time’ was not the reason I wasn’t a doctor!
by TrickyNicky82! March 6, 2025

Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.
by the AV Flu January 3, 2025

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
by Strop waffle March 20, 2020
