Fluing

Curing influenza through oral sex

My girl's sick, so I tried fluing to clear it up

by Raider007 February 19, 2025

foil flu

FOIL FLU

Foil flu is 1st stage of Fentynal foil flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

Fentanyl Flu

Flu from smoking Fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

fentanyl flu

Illness from smoking fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

Flu-Pocalypse

The span of time (aka:era) that rocked the ENTIRE WORLD due to the worldwide pandemic caused by the COVID-19 virus.

During the ‘flu-pocalypse’ I realized that ‘not having enough time’ was not the reason I wasn’t a doctor!

by TrickyNicky82! March 6, 2025

flu flap

Getting bitch slapped

Do you wana get flu flapped homie!

by Mon manger June 15, 2024

Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.

Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.

by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024